This might be our favorite story of the episode.
For the last **18 months**, Megan has been secretly giving her husband decaf coffee every morning. Why? Because she loves him and wants him to live a long time, and she read about adenosine (the hormone that makes you feel awake) and how you don't actually need coffee in the first hour of waking up.
So she brings him an espresso in bed every morning – it's his love language (acts of service, hello!) – but it's decaf. Then an hour later, she gives him the real stuff.
He finally caught on when he saw their Nespresso order. His response? **"You've been placeboing me?"**
Yes. Yes, she has. And now he asks every morning, "Have I been awake long enough to have a real coffee?"
This is peak relationship health hacking, and we're here for it.
